Maa by Munawwar Rana

#1
Meri khwahish hai ki main phir se farishta ho jaun
maa’n se is tarah liptun ki bachcha ho jaun

#2
Labon par uske kabhi bad’dua nahi hoti,
bas ek maa’n hai jo kabhi khafa nahi hoti…

#3
Is tarah mere gunahon ko wo dho deti hai,
maa’n bahut gusee mein hoti hai to ro deti hai…

#4
Duaen MAA ki pohchaane ko milo-mil jati hai,
ke jab pardesh jane ke liye beta nikalta hai.

#5
Jab bhi kashti meri sailab mein aa jaati hai
maa’n dua karti hui khwaab mein aa jaati hai

#6
tere daman mein sitare hain to hongein ai falak
mujhko mere maa’n ki maili oodhni acchi lagi

#7
woh to likha ke laai hai kismat mein jaagna
maa’n kaise so sakegi ki beta safar mein hai

#8
jara si baat hai lekin hawaa ko kon samjhaaye ,
ki meri maa’n diye se mere liye kaajal banaati hai

#9
Maine bulandiyon ke har nishaan ko chuaa…
Jab maa ne god mein uthaya to aasman ko chuaa!

#10
ye aisa karz hai jise mai ada kar hi nahi sakta,
mai jab tak ghar naa lautoon,meri maa ‘nsajde me rehti hai

#11
Sakht Raahon me bhi aasaan safar lagta hai…
Yeh meri maa’ ki duaaon ka asar lagta hai…

#12
kisii ko ghar milaa hisse meN yaa koii dukaaN aaii
maiN ghar meN sabse chhoTaa thaa mere hisse meN maa’n aaii

#13
Ae andhere dekhle munh tera kala hogaya
Maa’n ne aankhein khol di gahr me ujala hogaya

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Mother: An angel in our lives

A baby asked God, “They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?”
“Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.”
The child further inquired, “But tell me, here in heaven I don’t have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.”
God said, “Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel’s love and be very happy.”
Again the child asked, “And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don’t know the language?”
God said, “Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.”
“And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?”
God said, “Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.”
“Who will protect me?”
God said, “Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it’s life.”
“But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.”
God said, “Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.”
At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, “God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel’s name.”
“You will simply call her, ‘Mom.'”

Haqeeqat Kuch Nahi Hoti

Hamesha sath mein rehne ki adat kuch nahi hoti
Jo lamhe mil gae jee lo, riyazat kuch nahi hoti

Jisay mehroomian milti hon wo he jaan sakta hy
Zubani hosla, jhooti murawwat kuch nahi hoti

Kai rishton ko jab parkha, nateeja aik he nikla
Zaroorat he sabhi kuch hy, mohabbat kuch nahi hoti

Kisi ne chor k jana ho to phir chor jata hy
Bicharna ho to sadyon ki rafaqat kuch nahi hoti

Taa’aluq toot jae to safeenay doob jate hein
Ye sab kehne ki baten hein, haqeeqat kuch nahi hoti

Source: http://bazmeghazal.wordpress.com/2011/11/30/haqeeqat-kuch-nahi-hoti/

Universal Laws

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act
4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
5. Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
10. Law of bio mechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.  They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance.  The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

A woman who didn’t want the baby

A worried woman went to her Doctor and said :

‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help!

My baby is not even one year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together.’

So the doctor said: ‘OK, and what do you want me to do?’

She said: ‘I want you to perform an abortion, and I’m counting on your help with this.’

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady:

‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care of two babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!

‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that’s already been born and one that’s still in the womb. The crime is the same!

>Heaven and Hell

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 A man, his horse and his dog were traveling down a road. When they were passing by a gigantic tree, a bolt of lightning struck and they all fell dead on the spot. But the man did not realize that he had already left this world, so he went on walking with his two animals; sometimes the dead take time to understand their new condition…
The journey was very long, uphill, the sun was strong and they were covered in sweat and very thirsty. They were desperately in need of water. At a bend in the road they spotted a magnificent gateway, all in marble, which led to a square paved with blocks of gold and with a fountain in the center that spouted forth crystalline water.
The traveler went up to the man guarding the gate.
“Good morning. What is this beautiful place?”
“This is heaven.”
“How good to have reached heaven, we’re ever so thirsty.”
“You can come in and drink all you want.”
“My horse and my dog are thirsty too.”
“So sorry, but animals aren’t allowed in here.”
The man was very disappointed because his thirst was great, but he could not drink alone; he thanked the man and went on his way. After traveling a lot, they arrived exhausted at a farm whose entrance was marked with an old doorway that opened onto a tree-lined dirt road.
A man was lying down in the shadow of one of the trees, his head covered with a hat, perhaps asleep.
“Good morning,” said the traveler. “We are very thirsty – me, my horse and my dog.”
“There is a spring over in those stones,” said the man, pointing to the spot. “Drink as much as you like.”
The man, the horse and the dog went to the spring and quenched their thirst. Then the traveler went back to thank the man.
“By the way, what’s this place called?”
“Heaven.”
“Heaven? But the guard at the marble gate back there said that was heaven!”
“That’s not heaven, that’s hell.”
The traveler was puzzled.
“You’ve got to stop this! All this false information must cause enormous confusion!”
The man smiled:
“Not at all. As a matter of fact they do us a great favor. Because over there stay all those who are even capable of abandoning their best friends…”

From the book “The Devil and Miss Prym” by Paulo Coelho