A Fish Story

There was an old farmer who always took the trophy in the fishing tournament with the biggest catch.  The new game warden became suspicious and demanded the farmer take him fishing.  In the middle of the lake, the farmer pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it into the water.  Boom!  When hundreds of stunned fish float to the surface, the farmer takes out a net and snags the biggest one.  The warden is outraged.  “You can’t do that!” he screams, “Do you know how many laws you’ve broken?”  Calmly, the farmer lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the game warden and says, “Well boy, you gonna talk or you gonna fish?”

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